Saturday, September 30, 2006

A is for Anime, B is for Blasphemy, E is for EXTINCTION!!!!!

Hey Vicious Dreamer and Aimless Anarchist, You are on notice. You guys have not done anything substantial for this blog within the past few months, and I'm pissed.
Rabbit-man is Pissed ya hear, and there's gonna be hell to pay. I've done about 99.9% of the work of this blog, and my name is still last on the contributors list?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
No way you guys are going down!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
You guys want to redeem yourselves then write a review, or make a post, or even comment on something, alright?
YOuR's TrUly,
Special Bonus Feature, Quotes from the Venture Bros. I stole from a dvd review site:

"Fine, fine. But you have to understand—you can't waltz into the middle of a delicate, high-stakes chess tournament and yell 'King me!' just 'cause he bitched up your face. Venture and I have been engaged in a deadly game of cat and also cat for years…"

"Why is it every time I need to get somewhere, we get waylaid by jackassery?"

"I am known to men as Doctor Orpheus. And mine is to perceive and control the delicate arrangement of the cosmos."
"They give out Ph.D.s for that?"
"Junior college upstate. Communications major, minor in Women's Studies."

"While you were wasting your time castrating a priceless antique, I have been systematically feeding babies to hungry mutated puppies!"

"You could've told me Sasquatch was a…a dude."
"You couldn't tell?"
"Not until I had to…shave him."
"What are you, shy? Sasquatch doesn't have anything you haven't seen before."
"Sasquatch IS something I haven't seen before!!!!"

"Dean, have you been shooting dope into your scrotum? You can tell me—I'm hip!"

"Dean, Dean, Dean—you're supposed to be the smart one. You know your father would never turn Scamp inside out. I've simply removed all of his skin."

"I want a second opinion. Oh wait—I'M a doctor. I can give myself one! You suck, and I'm leaving."

"Yes, my longtime companda. I won her from David Bowie in a trivia contest. This was 1980, '81 perhaps—years before the big trivia craze…but then, Bowie always was a trendsetter."


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